<p><strong>Noun</strong></p><ul><li>A dab, as of cream cheese, spread on a roll, bagel, or the like.</li><li>A number of related things, ideas, etc., resulting in a unified appearance, attitude, plan, or the like (usually used in the phrase <em>the whole schmear</em>).</li><li>A bribe.</li></ul><p><strong>Verb</strong></p><ul><li>To spread; smear: <em>Schmear it on the bread.</em></li><li>To bribe.</li></ul>