<p><strong>Verb</strong></p><ul><li>(used without object) to eject liquid in a jet from a narrow orifice (e.g., The hose squirted all over us)</li><li>to eject a spurt of liquid (e.g., The lemon squirted in my eye)</li><li>(used with object) to cause (liquid or a viscous substance) to spurt or issue in a jet, as from a narrow orifice (e.g., Squirt the water over that way!)</li><li>to wet or bespatter with a liquid or viscous substance so ejected (e.g., to squirt someone with a hose)</li></ul><p><strong>Noun</strong></p><ul><li>the act of squirting</li><li>a spurt or jet-like stream, as of water</li><li>a small quantity of liquid or viscous substance squirted (e.g., Put a squirt of chocolate sauce on my ice cream)</li><li>Informal: a youngster, especially a meddlesome or impudent one</li><li>a short person</li><li>an insignificant, self-assertive person, especially one who is small or young</li><li>an instrument for squirting, as a syringe</li><li>Usually squirts</li><li>Dialect: diarrhea</li></ul>